About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to
leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese
community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate
with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could
stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would have to leave.
As Ah Pek was not conversant in Italian language, he asked for one
condition to be added to the debate.
'To be fair', he said, 'neither side would be allowed to talk'.
The Pope agreed.
On the day of the big debate, Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each
other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine.
Ah Pek pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: 'I give up. This man is too good in
religious knowledge. The Chinese can stay.'
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what
The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the holy
trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions.
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also
right here with us.
I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He
showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do??'
Meanwhile, the Chinese community also crowded around Ah Pek and asked
him what's happened in the debate.
'Well', said Ah Pek. 'First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3
days to get out of here. I raised my third finger and asked him to f*@k
off, and that none of us was leaving.
Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I
showed him that we are staying right here.'
'Yes, and then???' asked the crowd.
'I don't know', said Ah Pek, 'He took out his lunch, and I took out